Triceretops (this one is missing it's horns though..): Equiped with a
small dual mini blaster on it's tail, perfect compliment to the
Sabertooth Tiger. What? Triceretops have legs? Nope, wrong dumbass try
again! They have tank treads! How's that for evolution!!!!
Mastadon: This bulky stud has sharp tusks for goring and an icy blaster
for a trunk..chill out!..whatever. It's also got two thruster/blaster
cannons which it can sort of store in it's body in the back if you jam
them in but normally they wouldn't be connected to it I suppose.
Pteradactyl: Flight, what more could you ask for? Also the bottom of this sucker is hard like rock! Ug! It prevents damage!
Tyrannosaurus Rex: The big boy! This baby just eats stuff..no questions
asked. Also able to breath fire, you don't want to play with this...a
wack of it's tail if the fire doesn't do you in certainly will.
Mega: The combination of Sabertooth
Tiger, Triceretops, Mastadon, Pteradactyl, and Tyrannosaurus form the
MegaRobo. This thing is a crusing tank of death! Cannons attachto the
Mastadon's extended arms blasting everything! and combined with the
Triceretops and Sabertooth's blasters it's a force to be reckoned with.
The pteradactyl probably can add a little laser fire from it's nose but
it's mostly just hanging out in the back on this one.
HyperMega: The Hyper Dino MegaRobo is a modified version of the Mega
form. It can't blast with heavy firepower like the MegaRobo but for
close range it can't be beat. The pteradactyl forms chest armor for the
hunky Hyper MegaRobo's studly chest. Using the mastadon's head as a
shield...oww headbutt and drawing on pure energy to form a sword, this
warrior mech takes the cake as the classic crushing and destruction
machine. Plus he's very sexy!
Dragon: DragonRobo is a one Robo'ed ass kicking machine. Equiped with a
laser firing chest piece (real flashing lights and sounds!), missile
launchers for fingers (they don't do anything though), and a tail with
the ability to drill and launch the tip of the tail...well let's just
say the Dragon is ready to kick some ass here..
HyperDragon:
Feeling all alone the Dragon decides to steal the Mastadon, Triceretops
and Sabertooth Tiger from the ol' T-Rex..and put them to good use
forming the sweet HyperDragonRobo! Ass kicking with style! He can hold
the Mastadon's head as a shield too but combining it's chest piece and
drill tail with..umm some greek column looking stand thing that appears
out of nowhere (it's made of ENERGY!!!!!) it forms a wicked drill
taller than HyperDragonRobo is! Don't screw with the tail baby! Also it
get's some new armor from where it's old hands were with a nice golden
finish. Lighting up and blasting and drilling things to pieces this
dude rocks! What about the Trex? Well it can go screw itself!
Pteradactyl? WTF is that?..oh yeah..forget about that ever existing....
MegaDragon:
Soo HyperDragonRobo or MegaRobo isn't enough? Then combine them both!
Dragon flies down ontop of MegaRobo forming a sort of upper body armor
stuff, then it's tail attaches to it's foot...ummm and then it's chest
piece attaches to the other foot..umm...well what do you expect from a
guy that's doing a split right on top of MegaRobo? Hope he's fresh down
there..ayiyiyiy!
Titanus:
But low, who doth this brontasaurus wannabe think he be-ith? It is the
king baby! Titanus come to kick some! Titanus is a carrier so he can
hall around other guys which comes into play in all his combinations.
This sucker is big by the way and moves on it's own (with some duracell
help!).
HyperTitanus:
Titanus decides to let loose and part-ay! Turning his tail into too big
guns (probably to compensate for smallness elsewhere) that bad boy
let's lose with some boom boom blast blasting! Also his front chest
thing (no not the small thing) moves down and provides an extra set of
wheels in front while a piece of chest armor just..comes off and lays
there I guess. Dig it!
Mega
Titanus: Looking for a ride baby? Yep Titanus hauls around the MegaRobo
with guns blazin! The chain connnects to Titanus's tail and the bodies
of the Triceretops and Sabertooth tiger...bondage anyone? Ichiwowa!
Hyper
Mega Titnaus: Okay, let's switch it up baby! Now the Hyper MegaRobo
rides Hyper Titanus!...what? No I'm not going to make a joke about the
riding thing..I was saving it for the chains which MegaRobo is using to
hold Titanus ;) naughty boy, don't let that big thing get away! ooh!
Anyway Titanus's chest armor piece fits right on MegaRobo adding more
protection and titanus's paws fit on MegaRobo's hands making him extra
buff and studly..feel the muscles..go ahead..feel them..NOW
DAMNIT!!!!!..errr sorry. Anyway, definitely a fun form hehe!
Dragon
Titanus: DragonRobo mounts Hyper Titanus for some hot..umm
nevermind..why can't I stop with those horrid jokes!!!!! But anyway
this form is quite nice. DragonRobo's tail fits in back where Titanus's
tail used to be and his chest piece fits up in front of titanus.
Titanus's chest armor can then go on DragonRobo (if it doesn't fit jam
it on harder!!!!). Either way a far more fluid combination. Dragon has
a hard time (heh heh hard!) holding the chains for Titanus
though..guess he doesn't like the metal thing ;)
Hyper
Dragon Titanus: Hyper Dragon abandons his staff to allow titanus the
chest armor and tail piece and titanus gives up it's front paws to
Hyper Dragon in return. This let's Hyper Dragon hold the chains and
ride titanus all day long! Either way heavy artillery is surely used!
Definitely a cool form though on a more serious note, very tough
looking..sleek firm..errr not again!
Hyper
MegaDragon: Mega Dragon picks up the chest armor and paws of titanus
making MegaDragon just that much more of a threat. Wielding the long
sleek sword in his big strong hands..............Hyper MegaDragon
whoops some ass big time!
Ultra:
Dragon hops in Mega Titanus and they all ride off together with chains
baby! Yeah! Either way this is a heavy artillery form blasting long
distance and anything that gets close too on it's mega warpath of
destrucity!!!!! Dragon's tail though doesn't seem to fit anywhere very
easily in this form..just too big....................well anyway I just
sat it in there but I suppose it would just magically vanish for the
most part while in this form.
Hyper
Ultra: TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!! Hyper MegaDragon hops in, chains of titanus
in hand and weapons blazing, this is the ultimate DinoRobo. A moving
barrage of destrucity and pain the likes of which nobody shall escape
from. Ahhh, it's raining blood! Mwahahahahahaa!!!!!!!hack cough hack
haha! Either way, enjoy the ultimate powers of the HyperUltraRobo, and
just hope you don't ever have to face them some day...because
well..that would suck for you..